(via youstophavingcurlyhair)
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is theregirl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
(via laughing-nancy)
When someone walks into your bedroom whilst you’re getting changed
And they’re all:
”Ahh, You could’ve said something!”
And you’re just like:
”I’m sorry for being naked in my own bedroom, how rude of me”
via sodamnrelatable
(via alittledoseoflaughter)
![keepcalmandlovee1d:
zaynsavocados:
josh and a guy with a bra.
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JOSH IS SO CUTE<3](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39kkj2k671rrk39uo1_400.gif)
josh and a guy with a bra.
[c]
JOSH IS SO CUTE<3
(via we-are-comedians)
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
When someone says I can have a bite of their food
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:
(via laughing-nancy)
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
